- Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy... - In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter... - The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3:
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge... - We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/planet;
but we need some help from you in return; You must... - I think I have an idea".
The bridge crew groaned.
They were already shivering in their underclothes because... - Here is the /usr/pub directory;"
Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collection;
of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party... - Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote
NFS client disk
"Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty"... - The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them
people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS"
or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group,... - Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !"
"Mr Scott to transporter room.
Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge... - Kirk returned to the table carrying a small magtape with him.
"Captain", said Spock, "from the fact your carrying...
