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St Peter
- Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates...
- Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly
gates,
where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a...
- Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly
gates they were met by St. Peter. Around...
- Sherlock holmes stood at the gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awiting his
turn.
"I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell...
- The DP manager died, went to heaven, and had to admit his profession.
St. Peter immediately sent him down to Hell ...
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- A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was
having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
One
day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch...
- Two poets, Longfellow and Nash, were at the gates of heaven,
and
St. Peter told them there was only room for one...
- A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
Peter.
"Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting...
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks,
"Religion?"
The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter...
- A man dies and goes to Heaven.
The angel Gabriel meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on a guided tour.
The man sees various groups of people all standing...
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