- What do you call a hooker's kids?
Brothel sprouts... - What has no arms and legs and hags over your mantel?
Buck... - Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a coffin large enough to hold him?
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box... - Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate... - Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy?
He spit out the kittens after he was done... - What did the potato chip say to the battery? "If you're Eveready,
I'm Frito-lay... - Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!"
Cop:
"How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to... - Hear Oprah Winfrey was busted coming through customs at JFK?
They looked up her skirt and found 300 pounds of crack... - What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang?
It was Peter that did all the shooting... - How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three.
One to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars...
