- A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer:
Depends, if I can find a... - Always remember you're unique -
just like everyone else... - Am I getting smart with you? ...
How would you know... - Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy... - Born Free.......
Taxed to Death... - Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father:
'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN... - Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry,
The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try... - Crime doesn't pay..
Does that mean my job is a crime... - Don't feel sad...don't feel blue..
Frankenstein was ugly too..... - FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete,
now searching.....still searching....still searching...
