- My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years.
When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today... - Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room?
So my relatives won't have to waste any time... - The sellers told me their house was near the water.
It was in the basement... - How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh,
about twice a day... - I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary?
Until they foreclose... - Realtor sign-
We have "lots" to be thankful for... - Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford,
then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there... - The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage.
The dream of today's young families is to get one... - There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact.
It's called a mortgage... - If you think no one cares you're alive,
miss a couple of house payments...
