- Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of... - Q: How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually... - Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed... - Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office... - Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working... - Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM)...
