- Beauty is in the eye of the beer
holder..... - Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change... - The beatings will continue until morale
improves... - I used up all my sick days,
so I'm calling in dead... - There cannot be a crisis today;
my schedule is already full... - I don't have a solution but I admire the
problem... - A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired
of thinking... - If at first you DO succeed,
try not to look astonished... - Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'..
till you can find a rock... - Diplomacy -
the art of letting someone have your way...
