- Shaw's Principle:
Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it... - Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which... - Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage... - Sattinger's Law:
It works better if you plug it in... - Lowery's Law:
If it jams - force it. If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway... - Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it -
get a bigger hammer... - Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails,
read the instructions... - Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory... - Maier's Law:
If the facts do not conform to the theory,
they must be disposed of... - Peer's Law:
The solution to the problem only changes the problem...
