- This girl in the middle teens has a lisping problem so she visits a doctor.
Beginning the examination, the doctor puts on his stethoscope... - A Senator dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. There is a long line there
so the Senator goes to the head of the line and says,
"I'm Senator Blamsphey." Saint Peter looks at... - Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first... - Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor:
You've had an accident involving a train. Patient... - Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news,
which shall I tell first? Patient: Do... - Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse:
What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot... - Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that. ... - Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again. ... - An young man, on his first visit to a big city decides to go visit
the local whore house.
A little while later he starts to feel sick. He goes... - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.
She's sat on the chair next to the doctor,
and she's very hesitant about describing her problem...
