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Limericks - Dirty
- There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and...
- The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool,
Took out his tool,
And said, "if...
- There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was...
- There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt
out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay...
- there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking
machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke...
- Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not...
- I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire
bat
With his dick in his hand
His voice did command...
- My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my
chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
And...
- There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn`t for fame,
or love of the game
but to get at the cheese underneath...
- There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin,
wipe that cum from your chin...
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