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Light Bulb Jokes
- How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four...
- How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to turn the bulb, and four to chase away...
- How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, fifty! It's in the contract...
- How many straight, normal San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them...
- How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song...
- How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it is...
- How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to witness, and...
- How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark...
- How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
None. A Real Woman would have lots of Real Men around...
- How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6,000 Russian troops in case...
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