- Why won't a shark attack a lawyer swimming in the ocean?
Professional courtesy... - Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and New York all the lawyers?
New Jersey had first pick... - You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer.
You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do... - What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor... - What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
Skeet... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline... - How do you tell if a lawyer is actually dead?
Hold out your wallet.
(but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic... - Did you hear about the lion walking through the woods eating deer droppings?
He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the... - What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion...
