- How come golfers wear two pairs of shoes?
Because they might get a hole in one... - What kind of banks do alligators use?
River banks... - What do you call a frozen policeman?
A copsicle... - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos... - What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered... - What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet... - How do you make friends with a computer?
Bit by bit... - Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
A horse... - Why did Mr. Stupid tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills... - What's better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee...
