- Have you heard about that new beer called Scud Light?
It takes 15 to hit you... - What do you call 3 Iraqi women coming into a room?
Incoming Scuds... - What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
One has wiskers and smells and the other is a fish... - What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp... - How many Iraqis does it take to eat a opossum?
3,
one to eat and 2 to watch for cars... - Did you hear they have a new use sheep in Iraq?
Wool... - How many Iraqi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2001, 1 to screw it in and 2000 to rebuild the ... - Why does the Iraqi air force only need half the training
of US air force?
They only need to know how to take off... - What does Saddam Hussain and Fred Flinston have in common?
When they look out their windows, they both see rumble... - What did Saddam's mother say when asked if he could lick the bowl?
Just flush it like everybody else does...
