- My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him... - Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent.
"She was sick and I had her shot... - These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in
notes written by parents to excuse their children's... - In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that
slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited opnly to
students.
An astonishing number of grownups... - If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should,
check out some of the writing miscreated by their... - Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,
31, 32, and also 33... - Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.
She is administrating... - Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced... - John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
off his face... - Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part...
