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Exams
- When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath,
you expire...
- H2O is hot water,
and CO2 is cold...
- To collect fumes of sulphur,
hold a deacon over a flame in a test...
- When you smell an oderless gas,
it is probably carbon...
- Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water...
- Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries,
vanes and caterpillars...
- Blood flows down one leg and up the
other...
- Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration,
and then expectoration...
- The moon is a planet just like the earth,
only it is even deader...
- Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to
the cow instead of the bull...
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