- Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate... - Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper... - Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A:
Your car... - Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys... - Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster... - Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully... - Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute... - Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color... - Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A:
Heavy psychedelics... - Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons...
