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Big Jokes
- This guy gets a raise, so he decides to but a new sight for his gun.
Well, anyway, the salesman at the store is throwing...
- God finally decided to take Satan to court, to settle their differences
once and for all.
Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where...
- From: tegrara@prism.gatech.edu (ramasamy alagirussmy)
Newsgroups:
rec.humor.funny
Subject: Phases of education
Date...
- Freedom is just Chaos,
with better lighting."-Alan Dean Foster "To the
Vanishing...
- The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe:
All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see...
- Stupidity, like virtue,
is its own reward" -Bill...
- The world is filled with fools. They blindly follow their so-called
'reason' in the face of the church and common sense.
Any fool can see
that the world is flat!" -...
- Women and cats do as they dammed well please.
Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
"
Alan...
- I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't
Walk......
- Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city
street when they run across a grizzled,
ragged old derelict
lying drunk in the gutter...
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