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Aviation
- What's the difference between God and pilots?
God doesn't think he's a pilot...
- Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heaven;
while waiting
to check in he notices a large twin...
- A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot but
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've...
- Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight
trip around the world,
was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing...
- A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would
bounce it in every time.
However, on the first night lesson, the student
greased...
- On my first solo cross country, I was flying north through the San Fernando
valley and trying to keep track of traffic callouts.
Apparently there was
a controller with a similar problem...
- The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation
1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
2. Me? I've never busted minimums.
3. We will be...
- EXCERPT FROM RECENT FAA ACCIDENT REPORT
EYEWITNESS STATEMENT
AIRCRAFT:
CESSNA 172
PILOT: 30 YRS OLD, CFI, IR
FATALITIES...
- Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
Instructor: Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've...
- Renting airplanes is like renting sex: It's difficult to arrange on short
notice on Saturday,
the fun things always cost more, and someone's always...
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