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- A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
She
asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?"
"Is he...
- You know you're a redneck when......
Your grandmother says,
"Come here and look at this before I
flush it...
- In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard...
- Tillie and Millie, two old girl friends, met for lunch.
"I married a
wealthy clothing manufacturer," announced...
- Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when
suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea.
"Oh, Lord!" cried the women. "If you will just bring...
- A psychiatrist and a proctologist became good friends and agreed to
share offices to cut down on expenses.
To economise even further,
they had just one sign...
- A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter came out to welcome him, and as the Gates...
- This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
He
waits for his appointment and is shown into the...
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