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Computer Engineer

Don't marry a computer engineer/computer expert
because this may happen.....

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: SynSyntax Error. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found . . .

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters . . .

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: What about you're Salary?
Husband: File in us
User Comments
this is fantastic ... i liked it coz i am also computer engineer
Yasir Aziz on September 06, 2007 at 04:04
Should be 'your salary'. Thicko. Also, not funny.
- on April 03, 2008 at 02:35
hello I am male and I am single and I am 27 years old I am from Iran I
am looking a female for marriage to me if u like that we know
together add my id in yahoo i will happy to meet u my id is sam mis15
my call is 989169986120
majid on July 12, 2008 at 12:52

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