The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
omg thats funny not that funny but then again it had me laughing
me on February 06, 2007 at 09:46
it's funny and true :)))))
gay man on May 21, 2007 at 09:25
thats right i wish mine was like that lol
pimp_69 on June 10, 2007 at 12:22
that was funny really imy husband bet not get any ideas from this
teedie504 on March 09, 2008 at 11:53
