- Homer [beginning a speech]: If I could just say a few words.
I'd be a better public speaker. Episode: 3F20, Much... - Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from... - Grandma Simpson & Lisa are singing "How many roads must a man walk down?" together.
Homer overhears and says, "Eight!". Lisa: "That was... - Lionel Huntz tells Homer: "This is the greatest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story
Episode:
Homer at the All-you-can-eat... - T.V. Commercial for the new Springfield Waterfront shopping center:
"More over Baltimore, Springfield has stolen your idea... - Arnold Schwartzenegger at a Press Conference for the opening of a Planet Hollywood (type restaurant) in Springfield:
Yes, it's true, the menu was personally approved by... - Yuppie going into Mo's Bar: This place isn't a Faux-Dive;
this places is a dive! Episode: Homer in the all-you... - Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitters:
People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they... - Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."
Episode:
The one with the Spinal Tap concert at the beginning... - Apu: I've just enrolled in a screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu,
pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call...
