- I don't believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died.
I don't believe in fairies.
Oops! Another fairy died. Shlomi... - The prefix "God Said" has the extraordinary logical property of
converting any statement that follows it into a true one.
Shlomi... - A Jewish Deduction
The Bible dictates that "Thou shalt not seethe [= cook] a kid [= young goat]
in his mother's milk." To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation,
the Jewish tradition... - I used to be arrogant. Now I'm simply Perfect.
Ronen... - If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known
as Aristotle's Law.
Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have... - Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense."
Today it should be:
"Microsoft - making everything make sense. Ours." ... - Linux - Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money.
Shlomi... - The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream.
We will take the dollar, but you can keep the dream... - Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism:
God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent... - Let's interpret the past according to the present and not the present
according to the past.
Shlomi...
