- If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity... - I was born intelligent -
education ruined me... - Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect...
so why practice... - If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for... - Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak... - How come "abbreviated" is such a
long word... - Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa... - One should love animals.
They are so tasty... - Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two... - Every man should marry.
After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life...
